The $10 Placement

    This summer I got a counterfeit ten dollar bill from some skanky girl down on the Nautical Mile. I didn't realize it until I was counting out at the end of the night. So I've been carrying it in my knapsack for months thinking what I should do with it. So today I took a cab and thought to myself, "Perfect."

   I crumbled it up and wedged it behind the seat belt connector on the floor in the backseat.

I wonder who was psyched for about 5 seconds.