I Hate Cheese

So my 2 year old daughter, K-Shea, walks up to me and says "Dave, I want cheese."  So we go to the kitchen, I  open the fridge and give her 2 options: Cheese Stick or slice of American. She picks the latter. ..and walks away.

5 minutes later...she walks up to me and says, "Dave, where's my cheese?"

"Huh?....What do you mean? Didn't you eat your cheese?'

"No. I can't find it."

After 10 minutes...I can't find it either.

I hate cheese.