Monday, November 15, 2010

Famous People Caught on my Cellphone

Eddie Money on line in front of me at CVS in Levittown on Wantagh Ave.

He knocked over the Blistex Display on the counter and didn't pick it up.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

I Hate Cheese

So my 2 year old daughter, K-Shea, walks up to me and says "Dave, I want cheese."  So we go to the kitchen, I  open the fridge and give her 2 options: Cheese Stick or slice of American. She picks the latter. ..and walks away.

5 minutes later...she walks up to me and says, "Dave, where's my cheese?"

"Huh?....What do you mean? Didn't you eat your cheese?'

"No. I can't find it."

After 10 minutes...I can't find it either.

I hate cheese.