Sad State of Graffiti in Wantagh

This is on a fence near the elementary school.

"Skills."

Health Conscious at Dunkin' Donuts

Really?

So you go to Dunkin for the health benefits?

Marijuana vs. Game Show

She waited her whole life to do this. It's her pinnacle.

Target Love

The "Hand in Back Pocket" move.

The Squeeze

"Hey buddy, you're blocking Jersey!"

I Know a Republican When I See One.

The $10 Placement

    This summer I got a counterfeit ten dollar bill from some skanky girl down on the Nautical Mile. I didn't realize it until I was counting out at the end of the night. So I've been carrying it in my knapsack for months thinking what I should do with it. So today I took a cab and thought to myself, "Perfect."

   I crumbled it up and wedged it behind the seat belt connector on the floor in the backseat.

I wonder who was psyched for about 5 seconds.